BEST KEPT SECRET

WHAT IS AMERICA'S BEST KEPT SECRET AND BEST CONSUMER BARGAIN? A FREE LIBRARY CARD. FOR ZILCH, THE PUBLIC MAY 'TAP' INTO TAPES, CD'S, FILMS, AUDIO BOOKS, COMPUTERS, COPIERS, CHILDREN'S AND ADULT ACTIVITIES, BOOK SALES AND BOOK SIGNINGS. AMERICANS MAY SHOP THROUGH PRINT SOURCES - BOOKS, PERIODICALS AND NEWSPAPERS. THE OEUVRE OF THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST THAT THE WORLD HAS HAD TO OFFER IS AVAILABLE FOR THE PRESENTATION OF A COMPUTERIZED SQUARE OF PLASTIC AND THE PRESENCE OF A HUNGRY MIND. A REPLACEMENT - FOR A LOST CARD- COSTS ONLY $1.00. WOULD THAT MORE AMERICANS' MINDS WERE UNCONCERNED WITH OVERSIGHT ISSUES, WERE INSECURE ABOUT THE SUFFICIENCY OF THEIR INFORMATION AND WERE EAGER TO TAKE ON THE LITERARY CHALLENGES OF THE AGES. NO TRAVEL OR RECREATIONAL BUDGETS WOULD BE NECESSARY. NO BOREDOM FACTOR WOULD BE RELEVANT IN SOCIETY. NO MAN OR WOMAN WOULD BE LESS A PERSON HAVING BREATHED ANOTHER DAY'S WORTH OF HIS OR HER TRANSITORY AIR ON EARTH.