Monday, December 12, 2005

M-A-N

GIVE ME AN 'M' FOR THE MURDERER, TOOKEY. COULD STANLEY WILLIAMS, THE GANG LEADER, DO MORE TO DEMONSTRATE PENITENCE FOR HIS CRIMES - THAT HE STILL DENIES THAT HE COMMITTED - THAN TO GO TO HIS DEATH AS A DEMONSTRATION OF SANG FROID IN THE FACE OF JUSTICE? THAT WOULD GIVE US AN 'M' FOR MAN.

GIVE ME AN 'A' FOR ASSHOOD. IF I HEAR ONE MORE EDUCATOR - THIS TIME FROM OHIO UNIVERSITY - COMPLAIN THAT WE MUST "DO MORE WITH LESS BECAUSE OF TODAY'S ECONOMIC CONDITIONS," I'LL TEST OUT THE PRIMAL SCREAM. HOW CAN SUPPOSEDLY INTELLIGENT, PROFESSIONALS SPOUT SUCH UNINFORMED BILGE DURING OUR PRESENT BOOM TIME? A REALITY CHECK MIGHT GAIN THEM AN 'A' REPORT CARD.

GIVE ME AN 'N' FOR NONSENSE, COMPLETE AS IT IS IN MARYLAND THAT JUST ASSESSED A $30.00 PER TOILET POO TAX - YOU GUESSED IT - JUST TO INCREASE STATE REVENUE. EVEN CITIZENS DOING THEIR CIVIC DUTY BY USING OUTHOUSES ARE NOT EXEMPT. SHOULD HOMEOWNERS PUT UP WITH THIS LEGISLATED CRAP? I'D SUGGEST THEY USE THE 'N' WORD - NON-COMFORMIST AND REFUSE TO PAY.

GIVE THE REST OF THE WORLD MORE MEN. PLEASE. I'VE GOT MY MAN - HIS MANHOOD, HIS ACCEPTANCE OF RESPONSIBILITY AND HIS NOTIONS OF IMMORTALITY.

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